In need of Barry White

Mothers day. I love me Ma, but she does do my head in sometimes. "Up" was good, the wife and little girl cried. But tonight...."SURVIVAL OF THE DEAD"....I'm a huge George A. Romero fan, and zombie movie fan in general, so I'm REALLY looking forward to watching this one.

Had a nice dinner (or was it tea? It was at quarter to 5, so tea?), but I need a poo now. I feel like if I fart I'll shit meself. Fucking work tomorrow. Hate it, but it pays the bills (just). Dancing on Ice is fucking shite, I'll throw me iPod on while that's on, listen to a bit of Slayer or something. Maybe read a book. I really really need a Barry White.

Zombies, redheads and dogs bollocks

Just had a watch of Zombieland, and I'm now officially in love with Emma Stone. I've got a thing for redheads, and freckles. Not to the extreme of Patsy "RRRRIIIIICKKKKAAAAAAYYYYYYY" Palmer, but more like the Lohan girl, and Emma Stone. Luckily for me, my missus is a redhead. Dropped on there like, didn't I?

While I'm on the subject of Zombieland, even though it's a fun film, where the fuck are all the zombies? I mean, you get one or two scattered about every now and then, and it's not until the end that you see loads of the fuckers...I'd expect gazillions of the bastards everywhere. Gazillions...how many is that?

I'd love to be a dog. Look at him, just lying there asleep, only gets up when he needs a shite or wants feeding. Plus, he can lick his own plums. Bonus.

The Road to JD

I watched that film, "The Road" last night. It was ok, very bleak and depressing. Viggo Mortenson or whatever his name is, he was good. He was boss in that "Eastern Promises" as well, that's a proper decent flick that. Gonna watch "Up" tonight with the kids. Went to Poundstretcher yesterday and got some popcorn and that, so I'll be having me home made sketty bol, when the wife gets in from work with an onion anyway, and a nice night on the couch with the family. Probably finish that bottle of JD I've got as well. I love JD. I'd have it on cornflakes, except I don't like cornflakes. Probably rather have sugar puffs. Not with JD on though, cos I'm not a fucking alky.

So...

...where do I start? I've never been one for all this blogging lark. I'm on Facey, and a few boards, but to be honest I'm getting bored of those. Facey especially. I wish people would stop sending me those stupid fucking teddy bears, and stop asking me to join their mafia gang. Fuck off.

I think I'll use this thing just to get a few things off my chest, and talk about stuff I'm in to. But for now, I need my morning dump, so laters la.